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Toyota recall 10,000 clown cars

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Comedy car manufacturer Toyota is to recall 10,000 clown cars following a raft of complaints from circuses across the length and breadth of the country.

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2014
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Cuts in UK Circus College ‘limit Britain’s clown capabilities’

‘I understand that the UK is down to two clown cars, barely enough to transport a mere 30 clowns. Some of their shoes have been reduced to size 20 and buckets of gunk are having to be rationed.’

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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Ford unveil new car for the clown market

clown car‘The brand leader in mid-range vehicles that fall apart as they drive round and round in little circles.’

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2007
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