Clown cars recalled over lack of safety concerns
‘As soon as I turned the key in the ignition, I could tell that the car hadn’t fallen apart.’ said Mr Sprinkles, a disgruntled long-time customer.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2012
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Clowns demand pay rise for appearing in children’s nightmares
‘Few people consider what it’s like to be in our shoes,’ admitted Pepe, 32. ‘Clown wages are beyond a joke.’
Posted: Jan 26th, 2012
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NASA to end 49-year-ban on clowns in space
The US national space agency today announced the long-expected reversal of their previous ban on clowns being allowed on manned space missions. Although it was relaxed in 1995 to a ‘Don’t Laugh, Don’t Tell’ policy, it still placed heavy restrictions on overt tomfoolery.
Posted: Sep 24th, 2011
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Clowns ‘should travel to work in uniform’
‘The psychological benefits of seeing someone struggle through a busy ticket-gate in outsized trousers cannot be overstated.’
Posted: Sep 6th, 2011
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Metropolitan Police ‘still discriminating against clowns’
A large-scale enquiry has revealed that years after promises were made to tackle widespread discrimination against clowns in the Metropolitan police, the old clownist attitudes remain ingrained among the force.
Figures recently revealed show that members of London’s clown population are twice as likely as non-clowns to be stopped and searched, arrested, or have a custard pie flung into their faces.
Posted: Jul 21st, 2010
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