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David Cameron to speed up adoption process for Nick Clegg

‘Nick has been with us now for almost two years and it’s high time he became a full member of the Tory family,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘In an ideal world he should be with his biological party, but it seems unlikely they will ever have him back.’

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2012
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Liberal Democrats call for comfier pavements as homelessness rises

The Liberal Democrats have urged the government to take action on sharply rising homelessness by making the nation’s pavements more comfortable to lie down on.

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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David Cameron appoints new head of strategy, Englebert Humperdinck

first job is a Strategy for Europe‘My first task is help sex up Mr Cameron’s image,’ explained the septuagenarian pop sensation. ‘To appeal to that all-important female demographic, David is growing a nice pair of mutton chop side burns.’

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2012
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Cameron and Clegg selected as British synchronised swimming team

both still struggling to keep their heads above water‘They have that innate affinity that marks out all the great synchronised swimming teams. When David suddenly lurches to the right, Nick instinctively follows – they are inseparable.’

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2012
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X-Factor finalists target swing voters with populist policies

‘It could all come down to who does the best job of sounding sincere while announcing tax cuts they are in no position to deliver. Will Amelia Lily’s reduction in fuel duty prove more popular than Little Mix’s improved public sector pensions? Only time will tell.’

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2011
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