Dave and Nick have spent much of their time together trying to build a comfortable coalition for them both to work in. But despite being keen on DIY, their attempts so far have been nothing short of disastrous.
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2012
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‘Nick has been with us now for almost two years and it’s high time he became a full member of the Tory family,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘In an ideal world he should be with his biological party, but it seems unlikely they will ever have him back.’
Posted: Mar 9th, 2012
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The Liberal Democrats have urged the government to take action on sharply rising homelessness by making the nation’s pavements more comfortable to lie down on.
Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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‘My first task is help sex up Mr Cameron’s image,’ explained the septuagenarian pop sensation. ‘To appeal to that all-important female demographic, David is growing a nice pair of mutton chop side burns.’
Posted: Mar 5th, 2012
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‘They have that innate affinity that marks out all the great synchronised swimming teams. When David suddenly lurches to the right, Nick instinctively follows – they are inseparable.’
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