Ghost of Christmas Future ‘in despair’ after visit to George Osborne
‘He didn’t even bat an eyelid when I showed him what would happen to poor little Tiny Clegg,’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2013
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Supply Speaker ‘totally loses it’ at PMQs
Several members of the Post-16 Education & Training Sub-Committee were seen using a stanley knife to carve the word BELLEND onto Mr Timmins Fiat Uno.
Posted: Nov 6th, 2013
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Louise Mensch explodes
‘We believe that Miss Mensch was involved in an animated conversation about the English Guardian Newspaper, which turned into a tirade against Edward Snowden, which became a full-on rant about some guy called Alistair Campbell’
Posted: Nov 5th, 2013
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Government’s ‘bubble-suit’ legislation to safeguard children
In a leak of new government plans the Daily Mail has revealed that children will be legally required to wear special bubble suits until the age of 18, in a bid to safeguard them at home, at school and in their communities.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2013
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Grangemouth workers not included as godparents to Prince George
INEOS chairman, Jim Ratcliffe, has made it clear that unless the petrochemical workforce adopt reduced pensions, double-barrelled surnames and a taste for white truffles they will not be invited to St James’s Palace.
Posted: Oct 24th, 2013
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