Government ‘gone’
The British Government has completely disappeared, according to reports from Westminster. Downing Street is said to be deserted and Whitehall offices abandoned.
Posted: Feb 22nd, 2014
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‘NobNomination’ craze sweeps through Westminster
Critics have slammed the latest anti-social media craze where Coalition MPs and members of the Opposition egg one another on to visit flood zones and spout provocative bollocks. The event has to be completed and broadcast within 24 hours to qualify.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2014
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Government to step in to deal with floods of tax returns
The government has been forced to step in to deal with an expected deluge of millions of last-minute online tax returns on 31 January. Troops will be on standby to ensure phone lines are kept open, and GCHQ will temporarily lift surveillance activities to ensure there are no blockages.
Posted: Feb 1st, 2014
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Badgers now thought to be ‘virtually immortal’
Government scientists have come to the conclusion that badgers are pretty much immortal following the failure of the recent cull to put much of a dent in their numbers.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2014
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‘No lasting damage done in Somerset’ says thankful Environment Minister
Owen Patterson’s valet claims it took him nearly an hour to polish the Environment Minister’s brogues following his recent visit to the Somerset flood plains.
The valet told the Commons Expense Claims Committee that it took the best part of a £1.40 tin of Kiwi light-tan shoe polish to restore the brogues to their former glory.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2014
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