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Scientists marvel at volume of money up Osborne’s arse

plenty more where that came from...After it was revealed earlier today that George Osborne was to pull a further £5.8 billion out of his arse to fund the subsidisation of Housing Association sales, scientists have been arguing excitedly about the incredible capacity of his colon. Having already found £8 billion for the NHS and £7 billion in tax cuts earlier in the year, it is now being said by some that Osborne’s ‘Tardis Arse’ is in fact the biggest of its kind in the western world.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2015
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George Osborne explains to interviewer that he ‘just doesn’t accept that’

The rebuttal came hot on the heels of a proposition put to Mr Osborne by a news reporter who was interviewing him at the time. ‘I asked the former Chancellor a question regarding his ability to do something or other.’ explained the reporter.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2015
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Cameron denies murdering schoolgirl despite photographic evidence

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2015
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Honest reporting dies, aged 87

A minority of ‘sick individuals’ disagreed

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2015
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Conservatives rule out coalition with themselves if they win general election

Speaking to the press today, Prime Minister David Cameron was adamant there was no possibility of the Conservatives forming a coalition with the rest of the Conservative party should they win the election in May.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2015
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