‘She shouldn’t be hard to find because of her size’ said Detective Tom Bowler ‘If any member of the public has information regarding a 6 billion pound debt target please ring either Crimestoppers or, better still, the Treasury.’
Posted: Dec 6th, 2012
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Plans to monitor the contents of everyone’s head came a step closer today with a proposed amendment to the government’s draft Data Communications Bill.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2012
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Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, was today taken into care by Westminster City Council on the grounds that his foster parents, a Mr and Mrs Cameron, belong to a political party with ‘a warped view of the world’.
Posted: Nov 26th, 2012
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‘Who knows, if it all goes well, next year he may even grow a pair of balls too,’ said a spokesperson.
Posted: Nov 26th, 2012
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‘With the economy rising 1% in the three months to September, the years of austerity are over’, said chancellor George Osborne to a cheering crowd, from an upstairs window at number 11 Downing Street. ‘Let the celebrations begin!’ Londoners needed no further excuse to go on the kind of spree that the capital hasn’t witnessed since VE Day.
Posted: Oct 27th, 2012
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