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Olympic legacy threatened by plans to return East End to crime-blighted slum

Boris knows bestStadium demolished to make way for derelict wasteland for petty criminals and drug pushers.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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Verdict on Christmas now in: “Oh, quiet, just the family”…

The population of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has returned its verdict on Christmas 2010, with 99.97% of respondents agreeing it was “Oh, quiet, just the family”.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2010
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Maradona kicks damaging football habit and returns to cocaine

‘I had a successful cocaine career and the world at my feet, but I found myself dabbling in football,’ said Maradona today.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2010
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Coke addict not bothered by election of new Colombian president

Jono Greggs, advertising executive and habitual cocaine user, last night greeted the news of the victory of Colombia’s ex-defence chief Santos in the presidential election with an indifferent shrug. ‘Yeah,’ he said. ‘It must suck to have a killer as a president, but it’s Colombia – what d’you expect?’

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2010
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Cocaine shipments disguised as falling snow

Police have issued a warning that drug dealers are targeting the UK during the recent snowy weather, by pouring millions of tonnes of cocaine into clouds from aircraft.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2010
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