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Geoff Capes spotted on Phobos

‘He’s got a copy of the Radio Times from August 1984 and what looks like a half-eaten Cornish pasty, but it’s difficult to tell due to the size of his hands.’

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2015
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Canada runs out of coconut

An extra 52 tourists visited for the Women’s Football World Cup and their unexpected appetite for the fibrous drupe has led to a crisis, with 24 people who ‘swear by coconut water’ saying ‘Bloody hell, still no coconut water?’ and dying

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2015
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Nuts magazine ‘to be more about nuts’

Nuts magazine, the popular lads’ periodical, is to up its nut content in line with its title. “Up to now the mag has been more aimed at the immature masturbator market,” said publisher Dean Smyth. “The kind of guy who would never dream of reaching up for a copy of Hefty Throbbers or Front Bottom magazine, and who buys Nuts as much for its coverage of unaffordable hi fi and chunky black underwater equipment as for what we call its “praline” images.

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Posted: Aug 26th, 2013
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