Patrons of a Shoreditch coffee shop were left in a heightened sense of confusion and disbelief when a man produced some kind of Windows-laptop from some his bag, instead of the standard issue MacBook. One patron, [read...]
Jim Nelson, an office worker in Farringdon, decided against placing his usual Starbucks order of creamy Mocha Hazelnut Frappuccino plus a giant Smarties cookie as part of a desperate attempt to impress the coffee shop’s new 23-year-old employee whom he described as ‘the heart-stopping girl of my dreams’. [read...]
Coffee shops are bracing themselves for an influx of unemployed hipsters as the full effects of Brexit take hold. With a likely increase in unemployment, particularly in the IT and finance sectors, some coffee shops are even installing discount beads and moustache wax concession stands. [read...]
A Woking man who used a loyalty card to obtain discount cups of coffee from his local Costa coffee shop has been branded a ‘shameless coffee whore’ by store manager Brad Fuller after being spotted drinking coffee in a rival coffee house. [read...]
