Health and safety experts have issued a stark warning about produce served in Shoreditch-based restaurants. In a damning report they say many of the menus are so pretentious they could trigger the body’s auto-defence system, [read...]
A man working as a ‘barista’ at a branch of Starbucks in Huddersfield has become the first European to spontaneously turn into an American. [read...]
Just two weeks after Totnes councillors voted to ban Costa Coffee from opening its first store in the Devon town, Retail Gruppenfuhrer, Heinz Weisz, gave an overview of their latest blitzkrieg. [read...]
Tiresome prick, Dave Henderson, finally got round to pestering staff at his local outlet, who have absolutely no say whatsoever on corporate policy, with a twattish fake name yesterday. [read...]
‘People have been cleansing themselves with coffee enemas for centuries,’ explained spokesperson Tana Morrison. ‘And at Costa we’re all about coffee, so for us this is a natural progression. As of Friday, patrons will be able to flush out their systems with a refreshing Cappuccino, [read...]
