With most of Britain shivering in a prolonged spell of sub zero temperatures a man from Newcastle has reportedly considered putting on a slightly thicker t-shirt.
As commuters struggled with icy roads and parts of the country remained covered in snow Wayne Riley, [read...]
Health officials have agreed to reclassify a vague queasiness as a verifiable condition, as serious as stage 4 cancer, the bubonic plague or time spent with Michael Gove. It is understood, now, that such a feeling is a clear indication of an onset of a need to swap TV channels, [read...]
Following recent government advice that building a snowman is now an official way to prevent flooding, we can now bring you this coalition’s guide to other uses for the snow during this cold spell. [read...]
The ghost of former US President William Henry Harrison has revealed that he hopes Donald Trump will beat his record for the shortest term served. Harrison died on 4 April 1841, after only 30 days in office, [read...]
A ‘coldy’ Norfolk man is to be awarded he second highest award in the United Kingdom honours system for turning up at work, it can be revealed. [read...]
