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One dead, two pregnant, five sacked in ‘best ever office Christmas party’

stationery cupboard fuller than everOffice Supplies firm’s Christmas party topped their previous record for fatalities, colleague impregnation and on-the-spot dismissals.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2012
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Man ‘hurt and saddened’ that no one noticed he’s done Movember

‘It’s been over four weeks now, and not one person has tried to give me the new nickname ‘Magnum, PI’,’ complained the skinny strawberry blond. ‘It’s just not very supportive. One person did ask me ‘what’s that on your top lip?’ on Tuesday, but it turns out the biro I’d been chewing had broken, so I don’t think it counts.’

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2012
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Professional footballers eagerly await release of Office Manager 2012

Theo Walcott dreams of nothing but paperclips all day long‘After the drudgery of training, playing, dating beautiful women and being pursued by the paparazzi, it’s great to escape into the world of purchase orders, staff rotas and VAT returns,’ said Theo Walcott. ‘It’s what every young boy dreams of.’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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UK’s 2 billion hours of unpaid overtime ‘balanced out by people doing sod all’

it's actually down to valuable research Workers often spend up to 30 hours a week ‘dicking about on the internet, checking Facebook on their phone, or just having a bit of a chat while pretending to look busy.’

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Posted: Jan 5th, 2012
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Man suspended for carrying banana through office

Suggestive of nothing‘He might as well have just waved a dildo in my face,’ said his victim.

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2011
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