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Evidence found that Gaddafi ‘behind carrier-bag threat’

Western troops in northeastern Libya are reported to have uncovered evidence that Colonel Gaddafi has been illicitly manufacturing supermarket carrier bags to be shipped to the UK and other countries to menace middle-class neighbourhoods.

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2011
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DIY SOS team to rebuild Gaddafi’s house

‘We got a call from this chap in Libya,’ said Nick Knowles. ‘He said his house was in a right state due to being bombed by western infidel scum who would be hung from meat hooks along the streets of Tripoli for the vultures to peck at for a thousand years. It had us all in tears when we heard. He’d started some repairs himself but had to stop due to trying to hold his crumbling empire together, massacring his people and giving out fake ceasefires.’

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2011
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Ex-Blur bassist Alex James to sort out Libya

Former Blur bass player, Alex James, has confirmed that the UN has asked him to take a lead role in searching for a ‘just, peaceful and ultimately cool’ solution to the crisis engulfing Libya.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2011
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Cameron to ‘come down hard’ on Libya, ‘if Obama is cool with that’

David Cameron has shown fellow heads of state that Britain is unafraid to come down hard on Libya and impose a no-fly zone, providing that President Obama is OK with things.

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2011
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