‘My neighbour claimed for PPI, and he got £13000. His cousin got £12000. Me – I didn’t get a penny,’ complained Bruce Aldridge today. ‘I never fell for that PPI shit – first they tried pre ticking the box, [read...]
Critics have been disappointed by the latest creation of performance artist, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, describing his performance as “underwhelming.” His latest Edinburgh Fringe Show “I can’t believe it either” was in preview at the State Room in the Bute House (Venue 1273) in front of a select audience of journalists and industry insiders,… [read...]
A German born man in London was praised by the Metropolitan Police today for defending himself from a woman walking behind him armed with a mobile phone and wearing a sash. ‘She could have garroted me with the sash if she’d taken it off, [read...]
Pixar has announced details of its next project Toff Story, which for the first time will see the animation giant enter the ‘real world’ by setting the action against the backdrop of Britain’s Brexit chaos. [read...]
Nervous voters reluctant to cast their votes for anything vaguely left-wing, have been surprised to wake up to the prospect of Boris Johnson as PM and Nigel Farage as their new proctologist. Being befuddled by a jam-making hippy is one thing, [read...]
