A German born man in London was praised by the Metropolitan Police today for defending himself from a woman walking behind him armed with a mobile phone and wearing a sash. ‘She could have garroted me with the sash if she’d taken it off, [read...]
Pixar has announced details of its next project Toff Story, which for the first time will see the animation giant enter the ‘real world’ by setting the action against the backdrop of Britain’s Brexit chaos. [read...]
Nervous voters reluctant to cast their votes for anything vaguely left-wing, have been surprised to wake up to the prospect of Boris Johnson as PM and Nigel Farage as their new proctologist. Being befuddled by a jam-making hippy is one thing, [read...]
A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police today confirmed that a criminal investigation against the deceased ‘funny man’ Les Dawson is currently ongoing. Dawson, who would have been 85 this year, is alleged to have incited numerous hate crimes against middle aged women in the 1970s. [read...]
A document found in a briefcase discovered on a train has left the fledgling Brexit Party looking red-faced as it appears to be a record of the minutes of a meeting chaired by Nigel Farage, [read...]
