London’s town criers have announced their intention to ‘step into the breech’, as one Bellman told us: ‘Oyez, Oyez – though we broadly oppose the silencing of the Palace of Westminster’s chimes, we are confident we can provide a suitable replacement as her Majesty’s official timekeepers to Great Britain and the Colonies. [read...]
Musicians Craig and Charlie Reid were last night charged with aggravated sexual harassment. It is alleged that the Scottish twins had walked 500 miles and then walked 500 more to throw themselves at the feet of Jennifer Davenport, [read...]
All over the world, people have been speculating about the ending to the amazing tale of the reality star who became president. And a new wave of conspiracy theorists are already speculating about the shock assassination of the 45th president on Labor Day at 11am CET, [read...]
Nobel peace prize winner Malala Yousafzai spoke of her excitement today at the news she has been accepted as a Crew Member of her local McDonald’s restaurant in Birmingham. [read...]
Tiresome and insincere nicety ‘How are you?’ is to be replaced with the much more concise enquiry ‘Bollocks?’ it has emerged. [read...]
