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Man wakes to find new Tesco in right ear
‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’ [read...]
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Conservatives and Lib Dems unmasked in sham marriage clampdown
A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year. [read...]
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Nick Clegg launches sinister dating site: ‘Salmond, Farage or Me’
In attempt to help voters lose their lunch, the Lib Dems have promoted their answer to C4’s ‘The Undateables’. Offering a stark choice of sexual extremes, Nick Clegg has positioned himself as the ‘moderate filling’, [read...]
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Ethelred was ‘actually ready’, new report finds
Documents released under the one thousand year rule have revealed that the referendum carried out by Britons in 1016 now show the King, King Ethelred, was actually extremely ready, despite the eventual vote ending up split 52% to 48% to the opposite. [read...]
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Smokers hoping for ‘X-Men style superpowers’ following genetic mutation TV adverts
The latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers. [read...]