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Solstice Druids vote ‘leave’
Crowds gathered at Stonehenge to remember the catastrophic immigration policy that led to an influx of Anglo-Saxons during the fifth century. Bringing their European laws and illuminated texts… [read...]
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‘Upskirting’ bill supported by every woman in history not ‘will of the people’
Sir Christopher Chope OBE has caused confusion by shouting ‘objection’ to a private member’s bill that would prohibit ‘upskirting’, which presumably has the unanimous support of every single woman in recorded history. Sir Christopher was overheard saying: ‘If God had meant us not take photographs of c$$ts, [read...]
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Wanted: Experienced football manager for untenable position
Managing a team of arrogant millionaires, with egos even bigger than their houses, you will be expected to deliver outstanding results against superior opposition. You should generally try to give the impression that you are somehow earning your massive salary. [read...]
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Africa closes its borders to migrant British bankers
Reports are surfacing that a rescue vessel containing hundreds of staff from British bank branches has been turned away from ports along the North African coastline. [read...]
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Scots storm out of World Cup in protest at not being in it in the first place
A delegation of Scottish footballers and fans has staged a protest at what they called their ‘exclusion’ from the World Cup. [read...]