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Catholic Church implodes arguing where it stands on gay divorce

Catholic churchVatican can’t decide whether to stand by historic opposition to divorce or whether they should encourage the failure of same-sex marriage.

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Posted: May 24th, 2015
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Police launch crackdown on counterfeit orgasms

Deception is a serious crime

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Posted: May 23rd, 2015
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James Bond resigns from MI5 citing ‘too much paperwork’

ready to killExcessive paperwork, political correctness and boring villain’s lairs have made life unbearable.

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Posted: May 21st, 2015
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Rise in cannabis farms linked to new BBC show ‘Hash in the Attic’

just think what it could be worth!Hopes to raise money for the households they visit by using their lofts to cultivate vast crops of illegal drugs and then auctioning them on street corners.

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Posted: May 15th, 2015
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Miliband triumphs/fails

Mr Miliband's banana was ['very tasty, thank you'/'unavailable for comment']Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated].

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Posted: May 12th, 2015
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