The new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn came under fresh pressure this week as it was revealed that at no point during his student years did he take part in the normal student high-jinks that do so much to endear modern politicians to the British electorate. [read...]
Famous quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger has been named the new manager of Crystal Palace football club, their fifth in less than a year. The surprise choice explained his strategy in a hastily convened press conference. [read...]
The book contains favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed Shit Drippings’ and ‘A Lizard’, and includes no nonsense instructions such as, ‘First, find some shit; fresh is best’ and ‘Grab it, grab it before it gets away’. [read...]
Jim Nelson, an office worker in Farringdon, decided against placing his usual Starbucks order of creamy Mocha Hazelnut Frappuccino plus a giant Smarties cookie as part of a desperate attempt to impress the coffee shop’s new 23-year-old employee whom he described as ‘the heart-stopping girl of my dreams’. [read...]
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
