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Pregnant woman leaves extremist group
‘I was young and impressionable. It started when I was reading about Labour on the internet.’ [read...]
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Parents concerned radicalised girls travel south to join the Tory party
Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, [read...]
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Long-term couple say Valentine’s Day was ‘nothing special’
A couple who used to do really cool romantic stuff on Valentine’s Day in the early stages of their relationship, have admitted they did ‘fuck all’ last night. This seems to back up relationship experts’ theories that the much hyped day of love is really just a ‘bunch of arse’. [read...]
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Dyson and Martin’s Laugh-in
Entrepreneurs and ardent Brexiteers, James Dyson and Tim Martin, have announced a tour of small theatres where they will perform their recently penned sketch show ‘Irony’. Tickets cost £25 and are available via electronic bank transfer paid into an offshore account. [read...]
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TV cooking shows targeted in tough new government crackdown
Emergency legislation is to be rushed through parliament that will make it a criminal offence, punishable by a term of up to six months imprisonment, for TV Chefs who feature items on their programmes in which a whole head of cauliflower is roasted as the centerpiece of a meal. [read...]