‘I knew it was a fool’s errand as soon as Susan said we should use an ‘off-white’ shade to contrast with the ‘duck egg blue’ tiles, whatever that all means,’ said Michael, 45 [read...]
“We’ve all been there, haven’t we? Only this morning, while out on my daily permitted stroll, a sweaty, out of breath jogger, exhaling buckets of sweat and virus particles came up behind me and I had to practically jump into a hedge to avoid him. [read...]
The MP for Somerset NE has been cornered in a sting operation by a geriatric vigilante group who set up a fake profile on social media. The lanky reactionary was lured into meeting ‘Sir Crispin Linnett-Hubsworthy’, [read...]
An increasing number of Britons are set to shun more traditional bank holiday pursuits this Monday in favour of contemplating the sheer pointlessness of their being, a study has revealed. [read...]
Looking for a good book to take to the loo? Why not buy ‘NewsBiscuit: 15 Years of Typos‘. For a limited time we’ve reduced the cost of our E-Book to £1.99. This humble collection of stories is the culmination of years of frantic scribbling and at least three minutes of careful editing. [read...]
