The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was spotted by a tourist as she smirked her was across the park, failing to wear a face like she was giving birth to a breach baby or a man having thumbscrews tightened on his testicles. [read...]
Steaming bathtub, Auto-correct is to be effectively fried with Imodium effects, it has emerged. [read...]
Gold have refused to reveal any of the plot-lines of the new episode. However, leaks suggest that viewers may have to choose between whether or not Grandad breaks a chandelier, which could result in Del and Rodney getting chased by an alligator in Florida, [read...]
12 mini fudges are grimly holding on to the possibility of being picked out of their big tub and eaten by someone, in spite of overwhelming evidence that no-one likes them, it has been confirmed. [read...]
Characters representing some of the nation’s best loved cereals put on a show of unity today in the wake of the decision by Lidl to ban cartoon effigies from its breakfast treats. Outside Lidl London headquarters, [read...]
