Middle East Conflict resolved by a group hug
‘It’s all so silly really when you think about it. It’s only religion, history and land; what’s to fall out about?’
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2014
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Stations of the Cross closed – replacement buses brought in
Stations 6 and 7 of the Cross, currently closed for refurbishment, will not be ready for use this Easter due to unforeseen problems with sub-contractors.
Posted: Apr 21st, 2014
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God
Republican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.
Posted: Apr 19th, 2014
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Existence of ‘horses’ finally proved to be a myth
‘All so-called ‘horse-sightings’ easily explained.
Posted: Apr 18th, 2014
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Narnia receives scathing TripAdvisor review
The magical realm of Narnia is in uproar today after receiving a highly critical review on holiday appraisal website TripAdvisor. The review, by the Pevensie family of Finchley, complains of awful weather, rude talking animals and poor quality Turkish Delight. ‘The kids had been pestering us to go for ages, and it was either that or Center Parcs,’ explained Mr Pevensie. ‘However, when we got there it was nothing like the brochures. The weather was terrible and, as far as I can tell, it is always winter there. The talking animals and mythical beasts were ill-tempered and unhelpful while the much famed Turkish Delight was cheap supermarket rubbish and a major disappointment.
Posted: Apr 15th, 2014
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