In an outspoken editorial this morning, The Daily Mail has dubbed, Archie, the 3-month-old child of The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, a ‘worthless piece of crap’ and a ‘f*****g ginger loser’. [read...]
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’ [read...]
A Swindon-based office worker spent nearly 2 hours today agonising over his email sign-off. 28 year-old Marketing assistant Greg Parker was visibly anguished by the potentially cosmic ramifications of using either ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’ [read...]
The plan came under fire following a failed attempt to mate the Somerset-based Elizabethan manor Montacute House with the ruins of Corfe Castle in Dorset. [read...]
‘You just can’t have a modern movie shown in the US with a dog called the N-word,’ said writer Stephen Fry. ‘Instead I decided that ‘Cuntface’ had the right melange of wit and edginess.’ [read...]
