Retired bank robbers who come out of retirement for one last job run an incredibly high risk of complications, says Crime Scene, the trade magazine for professional law breakers, blaggers and briefs, which studied this increasingly popular trend. [read...]
Many UK couples are still undecided on whether or not they should stay within their troubled union of 43 years. One husband, Mr Whittington, commented: ‘On one hand there’s the stability factor-better the devil you know and all that. [read...]
Officers investigating allegations of sexual abuse by notable figures from the 60s and 70s have concluded today that, the only man currently alive that’s ‘completely trustworthy’, is veteran TV and radio presenter, Des Lynam. [read...]
Given the unholy choice between the Coalition of Chaos and a Band of Bigots, and the terrifying prospect of the political resurrection of Michael Gove, the Palace has taken the unprecedented approach of dissolving Parliament (again) and asking the England U-20 cup-winning squad to form the next government. [read...]
Science fiction and socialism fans alike, have been delighted to discover that in a hypothetical self-contained reality there exists an actual left-wing candidate. The Member of Parliament for Islington North has managed to secure enough nominations to get on the ballot, [read...]
