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Mary Rose to be fitted with flight deck announces Williamson
Plans to retrofit a 16th century warship with a flight deck and heliport have been given the go-ahead announced Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson. [read...]
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GCHQ replaced by your nosey neighbour
It has been announced by Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab that when the current head of the nation’s super-snoopers GCHQ steps down, his successor will be that irritating little git, the nosey parker who lives at number 22. [read...]
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Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon
Football pundits working for Amazon have complained about the terrible working conditions including no cliché clauses and limited toilet breaks. [read...]
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I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Well I wish it could be Brexit everyday
When Brexiters start singing
And Remainers shout to stay
Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Let the bells ring out for Brexit [read...]
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Tories consider scrapping Universal Credit – but not replacing it
‘Well, isn’t that what you said you wanted?’ says Boris. ‘That’ll pay for those hundreds of new trees and the planting of thousands of new hospitals every week or whatever it was we’ve promised this week’ [read...]