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Nelson Mandela ‘getting a bit racist in his old age’

remembers when it was all fields round hereReports from the 93rd birthday of former South African President Nelson Mandela say the event was marred by the veteran anti-apartheid campaigner complaining about the number of ‘blacks’ at the party and how South Africa had gone downhill since they ‘let all those darkies take over’.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2015
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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way home One small slime trail for a Martian…

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2015
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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick

What a wonderful day for flinging a custard pie in the face of the President of Iran and saying Slam-me-dinner-plate-in-that Outbreaks of squirming and hilarity feared

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2015
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NASA to send unmanned probe to Basildon

ain't it, though? ‘Vomit Comet’ will look for intelligent life

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2015
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America remembers those fallen during viewings of ‘Independence Day’

victims should have watched 'Mars Attacks!' instead‘Thousands never made it out of the movie theatres alive. It was carnage.’

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2015
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