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Kent boy emerges from bedroom to hero’s welcome after six week stint on Call of Duty

parents had a Wii Fit just waiting for him Finally ‘made it’ to the bathroom

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2015
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Royal baby; Dad now giving too much information

It's a struggle-wuggle-wuggle, yesh it isss... ‘He certainly has a very healthy and active digestive system!’

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2015
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Athlete with two artificial legs ‘was actually a horse’

hoping to prove the nay-sayers wrongAn athlete has today been banned from competing in the Paralympic Games after medical experts became suspicious of his claim to have two artificial legs when photographic evidence showed he still had two legs of his own.

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2015
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‘Little Miss Muffet is a cheating crack whore’ claims spider

Muffet 'ponies-up for skunk'The spider involved in the Little Miss Muffet incident has spoken for the first time about what actually occurred between them. The nursery rhyme, which is well known around the world, apparently tells the story of an innocent girl who is frightened away by a spider. The reality is very different. ‘She is a lying cheating bitch,’ claims the spider, ‘she was one of my girls, if you know what I mean, and she owes me money.

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2015
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Edinburgh man hires out rectal passage as Fringe venue

Feedback from the opening performances has been encouraging with most audience members seeming happy with their ringside seats.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2015
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