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Party manifestos to be displayed in plain packets with government health warning

best to keep them away from childrenPoliticians will no longer be able to publicly advertise their manifestos and shops will be expected to keep them hidden away from view under the counter.

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2015
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Parisian waiter ‘accidentally nice’ to English family

claim on insurance for distress dismissed with unapologetic shrug ‘We expect to be sneered at properly’

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2015
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Costa coffee opens branch in man’s bedroom

now having glorious mornings I was being facetious, honest

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2015
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‘I and I getting back to us roots’ claims Cliff

He went on to explain that Cliff didn’t want to live in the luxury UK development after the BBC and Yorkshire police had been all over it looking for his ganja.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2015
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Fears of unintentional racism as Apple launches line of ethnically diverse emoji

*embarrassed*Industry experts predict a sharp increase in the number of mobile phone users choosing voice calls over text messages for fear of being branded a horrible racist following Apple’s unveiling of a new line of ethnically diverse emoji.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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