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Madonna foreswears celebrity religion; converts to Methodism

Give me a decent Wesley hymn and a good solid working party report any day‘One night I found a copy of The Methodist Recorder in my hotel room, and it changed my life.’

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Posted: May 1st, 2013
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U.S. conservatives defend ‘the right to bear fat’

‘Everywhere you looked there was oil and mayo oozing out of the burgers, ketchup splattered over the tables, shakes spilled across the floor.’

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Posted: Apr 29th, 2013
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Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins

dawkins‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2013
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Smokers hoping for ‘X-Men style superpowers’ following genetic mutation TV adverts

faster than a speeding glob ejected from an emphysemic lungThe latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2013
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Holiday cottage shower-dial ‘changed temperature gradually’

‘I had been expecting third degree burns on my face and chest.’

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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