Use of ‘Jolly good show’ and ‘Cheers mate’ doubles as soon as they get off the plane. [read...]
A leaked report on the reasons behind Labour’s defeat at the last election could silence opponents of Jeremy Corbyn as its findings seem to support his methods.
The report reveals that Labour lost the election as ‘not enough people voted for the party’. [read...]
For 82 consecutive days, the village of Eglwyswrw has remained unpronounceable to anybody born outside the area. Residents have given up all hope of a dry spell and have resigned themselves to the fact that umbrellas are now an essential part of their everyday armour while out and about as well as use of face masks to protect themselves from the huge downpours of saliva. [read...]
Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’. [read...]