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Cold sufferers ditch tissues for ‘willfully complex’ Dyson Noseblade

Dyson set to clean up‘Our research told us that no-one was even thinking about an alternative to the handkerchief, so we knew that if we got it right, people would pay through the nose.’

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2012
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Police Cold Case Unit blames 90% of family colds on ‘that selfish bastard on the train’

Using the latest anti-virus technology and a team of sniffer dogs, the Metropolitan Police Cold Case Unit is on the verge of discovering ‘Who brought that bloody cold into the house?’

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2010
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Woman’s impending sneeze ‘gone now’

After frantic moments of deep breath inhalation, a rush to put down her full mug, and a lunge to make sure she had a tissue, account manager Jan Reeves revealed to co-workers that her anticipated sneeze had mysteriously vanished.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2009
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