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Polls fooled by ‘secret shame’ of Tory electorate

They'll be getting married to each other next!After Election night when the country awoke to realise that, in their midst, many may have been living a lie but had finally found a pride in who they really are, Tory voters have been welcomed into the folds of the LBGT community like ‘one of their own’.

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Posted: May 12th, 2015
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Met police appeal for help with new acronym in fight against gun crime

no help whatsoever from News InternationalThe Metropolitan Police have issued a public appeal for help with creating a ‘really cool sounding acronym’ in an attempt to reduce gun crime in London.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2011
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Criminal element discovered in Periodic Table

got to watch him as he's always a bit heavyScientists and anthropologists have discovered that the periodic table, just like any other community, contains a no-good criminal element.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2010
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Man who spoke to his neighbour, says: ‘It’s easy, there’s nothing to it’

neighbours2A man who spoke to his next-door neighbour claims it was easy and that he might even try it again. ‘Some folk say I’m just being modest,’ said Basingstoke resident Charlie Grimshaw, ‘but quite honestly I didn’t really think about it and just did what anybody else would have done in the circumstances.’

Mr Grimshaw and his wife have lived next door to the Wilson family for over twenty years, but until his ice-breaking words last week, they have never spoken.

‘At first I thought there might be a violent reaction,’ Mr Grimshaw said, ‘but we’ve got this ten metre high fence between us, so I felt reasonably safe. You can’t be too careful these days when you’re trying to be friendly.’

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Posted: May 31st, 2009
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