The entire IT sector has been thrown into crisis after Irene Elcombe, a pensioner from East Cowes on the Isle of Wight, expressed her distinct indifference at over 40 years of exponential technological innovation.
Posted: Jun 17th, 2011
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Posted: Dec 19th, 2010
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Share prices in technology players tumbled last night as a shock report announced that, ‘when all is said and done, computers are a bit rubbish.’ The report’s author, John Edwards of Xerox’s Paolo Alto research centre stated: ‘It just came to me in a blinding flash- these machines just aren’t all that.’
Posted: May 18th, 2010
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‘Modern professionals demand to be let down by technology in a variety of new ways.’
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