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Microsoft delays launch of Stephen Hawking Vista

Software giant Microsoft has admitted that the launch of the latest Stephen Hawking upgrade has had to be delayed due to problems with the new operating system, which keeps crashing whenever asked to calculate when the universe began.

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2008
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PowerPoint demonstration delights sceptical meeting

‘Difficult messages eased by beautiful use of a diagonal slow screen wipe from top-right to bottom left.’

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2008
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Dramatic increase in the number of proud parents whose sons ‘do something with computers’

Encouraging news that 100% of them ‘are doing very well.’

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2008
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Japanese soldier found hiding in Software License Agreement

‘The poor guy couldn’t believe that you no longer had to listen to that funny dial-up noise when you connected to the Internet.’

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2007
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Bill Gates stuns the world with ‘Cardigan 2007’

‘This cardigan marks a new era in smart-casual attire.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2007
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