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NHS to become online-only

Health Minister Jeremy Hunt has calculated that the NHS could save billions if it operated as a computer model, like the Matrix, instead of as a real-world service trying to treat sick people in 3D.

‘What we’re seeing is errors, cock-ups really,’ said Hunt. ‘And they’re costing the NHS billions. We contemplated a poster campaign saying something like ‘Stop Making Mistakes, You Muppets’, but then somebody pointed out that posters with patronising messages would just make people hate me even more. And what good did a poster ever do, really? It’s a stupid idea. Probably one of Andrew Lansley’s, actually.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2014
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Spammers’ forum hit with deluge of coherent posts

Spammers around the world were fuming today after discovering that an international spamming forum has been bombarded overnight with coherent, purposeful and well-argued submissions about topical events.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2011
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