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Taxpayers’ Alliance demand a stop to ‘frivolous’ NHS maternity provision

The former Secretary of State for Defence, former Shadow Foreign Secretary, former Shadow Secretary of State for Health, but most of all former GP, Liam Fox has today announced that the NHS should no longer provide ante-natal, delivery, or post-natal care.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2015
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Confident Osborne, smokes crack during Conference speech

George Osbourne today highlighted his dominant positon in the polls by openly challenging Boris Johnson to a fight and demanding his turn ‘to f@$k a pig’. In a series of bizarre acts, the Chancellor ambled about the stage, fist-pumping imaginary voters and blowing kisses to the assembled press.

Sitting on the edge of the stage and openly smoking from a glass pipe, he yelled: ‘Let’s face it Britain, who else are you going to vote for now?

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Posted: Oct 7th, 2015
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Corbyn’s younger brother Ed ‘still waiting for the call’

Ed Corbyn, younger brother of the new Labour leader Jeremy, has told reporters he is ‘sitting by the phone’ in case anything untoward befalls his elder sibling.

‘I know things have all pretty much settled down now, but I just want to make sure everybody has my number,’ he said at a sparsely-attended press call on the fringe of the Labour conference in Brighton. ‘You know, I’m here any time, just say the word. The word being “challenge”, of course,’ he added, winking.

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2015
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Horse gives impassioned speech at Liberal party conference

Topper 'aims to be Prime Minister one day'Initiatives aimed at bringing shire horses down a peg or two and making life easier for the ‘undervalued’ Shetland pony community

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Posted: Oct 6th, 2014
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Cameron promises voters free ice-skating ‘when hell freezes over’

In his pre-election speech to the Tory Party Conference last week, David Cameron promised that all taxpayers would receive free ice-skating passes, just as soon as he and George Osborne had managed to engineer the freezing over of hell.

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2014
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