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Britain’s last soldier votes not to go to Syria

can't be arsedThe vote in the House of Commons dismissing even the principle of going to war in Syria has been ratified today by Britain’s last remaining soldier, Barry.

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2014
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Congress warned – all the ‘cool war names’ will be taken

President Obama has cautioned that further delays on Syrian intervention will seriously restrict the Pentagon’s choice of ‘military monikers’. Unscrupulous ‘patent trolls’ have already reserved the names and web addresses for ‘Operation: Syria Slap Down’, ‘Operation: Nothing better to do’ and the preferred ‘Operation: Recover the weapons we sold them’.

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Posted: Sep 3rd, 2013
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US debt crisis averted thanks to loan from Wonga.com

geat deals still out there for anyone who can still afford broadband‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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