Teaching of foreign languages to be replaced by ‘talking very slowly’ lessons
Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.
Posted: May 12th, 2013
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Post-conference bender leaves Osborne with ‘spider’s web’ face tattoo
A regrettable night on the razz to celebrate the end of the Conservative Party conference has left Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne sporting a massive spider’s web tattoo on his face.
Posted: Oct 11th, 2012
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Chancellor ‘may not win Nobel prize for economics’, suggest rumours
Osborne was thought to be in line for the prize – to be announced on 15 October – in recognition of his groundbreaking ‘pasty tax’ contribution to economics.
Posted: Oct 9th, 2012
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David Cameron ‘may not have been beaten up enough at school’, warn experts
Child development specialists have today warned that Conservative Party leader David Cameron exhibits all the hallmarks of a violence-deprived childhood during which he may not have received the appropriate number of playground beatings for someone from his social background.
Posted: Oct 7th, 2012
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Party Conference highlights break most-viewed record on BBC iPlayer
The BBC is struggling to install new equipment and network bandwidth in time to meet the unprecedented demand for access to highlights of the recent political party conferences.
Posted: Oct 10th, 2010
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