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Cameron vetoes changes to Eurovision Song Contest

‘The proposals were not in the interests of the UK,’ explained the Prime Minister. ‘In my opinion they were not conducive to ensuring that the best song wins. I’m just as fed up with those Balkan states voting for each other as anybody. Why on earth Blue didn’t do better last time beggers belief.’

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2011
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‘Slob walk’ protesters march in support of Ken Clarke

lardy protesters chanted 'leave Ken alone'Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70.

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Posted: May 20th, 2011
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Vince Cable defects to Libya

UK Business Secretary Vince Cable arrived in Tripoli last night and is ‘no longer willing’ to work for the Conservative and Liberal Democrat regime, Libya has confirmed.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2011
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One million people fail new ‘you should be richer’ target

‘From today, we believe everyone should be rich enough to shop at Morrisons,’ said Chancellor George Osborne.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2010
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Coalition in crisis over where to spend Christmas Day

no Norman Lamont this yearReports emerged from Downing Street yesterday that the coalition government is in danger of collapse over arguments about which side of the political family to have Christmas dinner with this year.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2010
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