The final test is approaching. Deep beneath Conservative Central Office, two warriors prepare for the ultimate challenge. According to legend, only the One True Leader will be able to pull Excalibur from the stone. He is the One who will lead the Britons to victory against . [read...]
Following the minority Conservative government’s so-called ‘confidence and supply’ deal with the DUP to buy the support of the DUP’s ten MPs at £100 million each for two years, a number of opposition MPs are also offering to sell their democratically elected souls for the same constituency-pimping price on the basis they may as well… [read...]
The Conservative Government has banned future General Elections, claiming they’d be a betrayal of the last one. ‘What I’m hearing from people I’ve never bothered speaking to all over the country,’ said Theresa May, ‘is that people just want us to get on with fulfilling the result of the last election: us being in government…. [read...]
The UK Statistics Authority has discovered that not only has the Conservative Party included private tuition and university loans in their calculation of record funding levels for schools, but have also added in birthday money and anything obtained from the tooth fairy. [read...]
Wealthy boys from public schools Leavers breaking all the rules Turning red and being fools Acting like a bunch of tools All the ministers in the bars Whizzing round in posh black cars Trying not to think of when The Brexit Bill comes up again Oh what fun they had When Brexit went and turned… [read...]
