The Conservative Government has banned future General Elections, claiming they’d be a betrayal of the last one. ‘What I’m hearing from people I’ve never bothered speaking to all over the country,’ said Theresa May, ‘is that people just want us to get on with fulfilling the result of the last election: us being in government…. [read...]
The UK Statistics Authority has discovered that not only has the Conservative Party included private tuition and university loans in their calculation of record funding levels for schools, but have also added in birthday money and anything obtained from the tooth fairy. [read...]
Wealthy boys from public schools Leavers breaking all the rules Turning red and being fools Acting like a bunch of tools All the ministers in the bars Whizzing round in posh black cars Trying not to think of when The Brexit Bill comes up again Oh what fun they had When Brexit went and turned… [read...]
Despite claiming to have found another £20bn for the NHS in left over change from the DUP, the Prime Minister has drawn up a gift list involving socks, scented candles and an ironically titled ‘self-help’ [read...]
A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year. [read...]
