After unlawfully failing to publish details of coronavirus-related contracts worth billions, and the High Court ruling Matt Hancock failed to comply with the law, the government have commissioned a statue of the health secretary to be toppled with immediate effect. [read...]
Number 10 Downing Street have issued an official statement declaring that, “The smell from Number 11 is well rancid. Also, Julian Lewis is a stinky poopooface.” “Julian Lewis has been expelled from the Conservative Party for acting with what some have told me is called integrity,” [read...]
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
With the ethical integrity of Edward Teach, the Conservative Party has promised to supplant penny-pinching greed with plain, old-fashioned plunder – transforming their tree logo, into a skull and cross bones. Signalling further deregulation of the markets and environment, [read...]
The final test is approaching. Deep beneath Conservative Central Office, two warriors prepare for the ultimate challenge. According to legend, only the One True Leader will be able to pull Excalibur from the stone. He is the One who will lead the Britons to victory against . [read...]
