NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Conservatives’

Osborne: ‘We’ll cut corners, literally’

George Osborne announced today that the government will cut corners, off everything, in one of the coalition’s most radical budget policies yet. To cheers from Tory MPs, the chancellor delivered his speech from a large bowl. ‘After years of out-of-control investment in corners, we’re cutting them,’ said Osborne, wobbling violently. ‘Who needs them? Not me.’ [...]

Read more >

Posted: Mar 6th, 2011
More from News In Brief



Nick Clegg welcomes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy for Lib Dems

Nick Clegg has defended plans to enable Liberal Democrats to serve in government while keeping their political persuasion private.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 13th, 2011
More from Politics



Cameron to extend time limit for blaming previous government

David Cameron today unveiled plans for new legislation which will double the time limit during which it is acceptable to blame the previous government for the nation’s problems.

Read more >

Posted: Dec 16th, 2010
More from News In Brief



UK rallies as nation remembers ‘worse things happen at sea’

fuck 'emThe Great British public confounded pundits by shrugging their shoulders at the spending review and deciding things probably wouldn’t look so bad after a nice cup of tea.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
More from UK News



ELECTION REVIEW

Who gets your vote?

As the election looks like requiring a replay, NewsBiscuit looks back at what the three main parties have been up to during ‘the Gordon Brown Years’.

Click here for more

.

Read more >

Posted: Apr 27th, 2010
More from Politics