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Aliens regret policy of only abducting lone weirdos

Can't learn much from a Utah farmer who's run out of gas‘In hindsight, we should probably have looked beyond suggestible loners with a history of mental health problems.’

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2014
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De-classified documents reveal 4th astronaut ‘accidentally left behind’ after first moon landing

bugger!In the wake of the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11’s historic mission to the moon, recently de-classified official US documents showed that the moon landing, previously considered an outright success for NASA, had in fact seen ‘an unfortunate moment of forgetfulness in an otherwise meticulously executed operation’ leading to Melvin Haines, the fourth astronaut on the Apollo crew, being left behind on the moon’s surface.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2014
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Evidence mounts of worldwide conspiracy against you

it's all there, everywhere you look, in black and whiteEvidence points to some kind of global network controlling and monitoring your life for a purpose you haven’t yet worked out.

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2010
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Worldwide celebration as first Chilean miners’ conspiracy theory unearthed

Sociology lecturers and people with slightly too much time on their hands have expressed their deep joy at the first conspiracy theory being pulled out, unscathed, from ‘a deep well of implausibility.’

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2010
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Ruling Planet Earth ‘is a chore’ says secret reptilian Illuminati

wondering if it's all been worth itThe world of the conspiracy theorist is abuzz today, after the Illuminati, a race of reptilian aliens that have been secretly ruling the planet by masquerading as the world’s leaders, admitted that they are struggling to cope with the workload.

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2010
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