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Doctors invent the ‘morning-after’ kebab

Available over the counter in all reputable fast-food outletsPharmacists have today launched a new emergency contraceptive for couples who fail to take sensible precautions against post-nightclub sex by ingesting partially re-heated meat off-cuts.

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2009
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Catholic customs catch man smuggling condoms inside massive consignment of drugs

Investigation finally reached a climax‘This is a major victory in our War on Prophylactics.’

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Posted: May 22nd, 2009
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