Jeremy Corbyn, Opposition Leader and part-time Womble, has met with other minority party leaders and MPs to draw up plans to do what they are paid to do and actually oppose the Government. [read...]
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has reluctantly confirmed that he will not be able to continue day-to-day running of his party after he accidentally accepted a job of caretaker at the Twilight Home for Confused Gentlefolk, [read...]
The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque. The larger the lie, the more glamorous he becomes; hence the failure of headlines such as ‘Corbyn beds the Spice Girls’, [read...]
The Labour leader told the publication ‘Red Fish’ that he had taken the exclusive delicacy on several social occasions, more than three decades ago when he was still a ‘young, idealistic MP’. [read...]
Ahead of local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the sunshine, the moonlight or the good times (in the early 80s) – they should blame Jeremy Corbyn and Damien Green’s inability to delete his search history. [read...]
