The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque. The larger the lie, the more glamorous he becomes; hence the failure of headlines such as ‘Corbyn beds the Spice Girls’, [read...]
The Labour leader told the publication ‘Red Fish’ that he had taken the exclusive delicacy on several social occasions, more than three decades ago when he was still a ‘young, idealistic MP’. [read...]
Ahead of local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the sunshine, the moonlight or the good times (in the early 80s) – they should blame Jeremy Corbyn and Damien Green’s inability to delete his search history. [read...]
Recent polls suggest that in any scenario all options on a ‘People’s’ ballot will be bad ones; ranging from having chilli sauce rubbed on your nether-regions, to eating a rubbery kangaroo penis or Theresa May’s Plan B. [read...]
Following the abysmal failure of the government to get its deal accepted and its even greater failure to ditch the poisoned chalice named Brexit, the Prime Minister has indicated she will reach out across Party lines to find a way forward. [read...]
