Through a diet of Peter Mandelson and regular exercise – running from his socialist principles – Labour’s deputy leader has revealed he is clear of all leftist tendencies. A slim-line Mr. Watson told reporters never again would he succumb to starchy trade unions or refined nationalization [read...]
Last of the Summer Wine stuntman, Jeremy Corbyn, has today promised to lower the voting age to 18 months, following calls from groups of young people who feel that the older generation is just ignoring the future of the planet. [read...]
Jeremy Corbyn, Opposition Leader and part-time Womble, has met with other minority party leaders and MPs to draw up plans to do what they are paid to do and actually oppose the Government. [read...]
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has reluctantly confirmed that he will not be able to continue day-to-day running of his party after he accidentally accepted a job of caretaker at the Twilight Home for Confused Gentlefolk, [read...]
The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque. The larger the lie, the more glamorous he becomes; hence the failure of headlines such as ‘Corbyn beds the Spice Girls’, [read...]
