Officers from the Metropolitan Police in a co-ordinated raid broke up an illegal gathering at the Cenotaph in Whitehall just after 11 o’clock on Sunday. In a textbook operation they moved in so swiftly the assembled group were stunned into silence. [read...]
Washington insiders have been forced to admit that there is nothing specifically in the American constitution that prevents a President remaining in office after they have died. ‘Everyone just sort of presumed we would move on to the next guy…’ [read...]
Doctors have stated that the Apprentice star is likely to experience breathing difficulties as a result of a lifetime of ‘breathtaking arrogance’. [read...]
“It turns out that the insurance for Mr Trump’s body can’t cover his hair. Just as his hair can’t quite cover his head, so his hair has to be treated separately.” [read...]
With the President and the First Lady both testing positive for Covid-19, voters fear that Mr Biden may have also caught the virus during the obligatory handshake or from the inevitable fondling backstage. The sexual tension between Joe and Donald was palpable throughout the debate, [read...]
