Almost every person in the UK has maxed out their bank accounts just 12 days into January, despite nothing being open for them to spend their hard-earned money on. Barely 2 weeks into the new year and people across the country are scratching their heads at why they have so little funds remaining, [read...]
The Government has indicated that the military will be sent to support teachers facing Coronavirus, but from the safety of webinar filmed inside a nuclear bunker. Teachers will be expected to administer a medical procedure for which they have had no training; [read...]
Scrooge awoke to sunshine streaming through his apartment window. He patted his body and grabbed his scrotum – he seemed to be alive. ‘Alexa, what day is it?’ he called out. The smart speaker lit up upon hearing the wake command. [read...]
As the hooker dream faded the image of a new, silent spirit appeared. ‘Bollocks, I won’t see that tenner again,’ said Scrooge, walking unbidden to the fog. He arrived at a graveside with a vicar intoning the usual bullshit about ashes and dust. [read...]
A Coronavirus carol Part 1 can be found here Scrooge jumped as the glass hit the ground. Looking up he noticed the TV had started running repeats of repeats. Turning the set off he started to get up, [read...]
