The Health Secretary confirmed that social media influencers were employed to endorse the Government’s virus strategy – normally promoted through Pokémon GO. Mr. Hancock said they would be using cutting edge technology, such as MySpace, [read...]
Children are “umm, probably” more likely to be harmed by not returning to school than catching coronavirus, the UK’s chief medical officer now says. Sporting a sore-looking red wrist, following a Chinese burn expertly administered by Gavin Williamson, [read...]
Grabbing a free prize everyday with Gala Bingo is less likely than contracting Coronavirus at the local shops or after a visit from your snotty grand kids, say experts. Hearing the numbers 1 and 9, [read...]
The government has announced a wide ranging lifting of coronavirus restrictions in England after a plumber said he reckons the pandemic has mostly blown over now. Dave North, a plumber and heating engineer, was at Downing Street to service the boiler when Boris Johnson struck up a conversation with him as part of his attempts… [read...]
Archaeologists have confirmed that the recently discovered ring of prehistoric shafts, were in fact a rudimentary attempt by the Health Secretary to monitor the spread of Coronavirus, while ensuring favourable crop yield. The two-mile circle is said to be an early attempt at social distancing and that standing behind the central stones was far more… [read...]
