In what’s thought to be the first case of it’s kind, Dave Spratt of Brentwood, Essex claims that his 1995 Ford Mondeo Ghia has contracted coronavirus. “I was just down to the local Co-Op, you know for their £5 frozen meal deal, [read...]
Finding its efforts to combat the Coronavirus undermined by people using crowded trains for non-essential journeys, the German government announced a policy of making sure people’s jobs really are essential before letting them travel. This led to what one surprised spokesman described as ‘a flood of elderly volunteers’, [read...]
The government is asking retired hedge fund managers, bankers and financial service advisers to come out of retirement to help fill gaps in the financial sector left by the coronavirus crisis. Letters are being sent to more than 5,000 retired City workers in the hope they can help boost front line financial services hit by… [read...]
The Met Office has been strongly criticised for its scheduling of the glorious spring weather that the country has been experiencing of late. After months of atrocious conditions – including several consecutive storms that led to weeks of severe flooding – [read...]
The Coronavirus epidemic is actually a cunning ploy by the Baby Boom generation to screw around with everyone else once more before they go, or in many cases, while they actually go, it has emerged. [read...]
