Grabbing a free prize everyday with Gala Bingo is less likely than contracting Coronavirus at the local shops or after a visit from your snotty grand kids, say experts. Hearing the numbers 1 and 9, [read...]
The government has announced a wide ranging lifting of coronavirus restrictions in England after a plumber said he reckons the pandemic has mostly blown over now. Dave North, a plumber and heating engineer, was at Downing Street to service the boiler when Boris Johnson struck up a conversation with him as part of his attempts… [read...]
Archaeologists have confirmed that the recently discovered ring of prehistoric shafts, were in fact a rudimentary attempt by the Health Secretary to monitor the spread of Coronavirus, while ensuring favourable crop yield. The two-mile circle is said to be an early attempt at social distancing and that standing behind the central stones was far more… [read...]
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President of the free world and social media aficionado, Donald Trump has been advised by a group of scientists, heavily disguised as Evangelical preachers, that there could be a second and third wave of the virus as well as a possible Mexican wave. [read...]
