‘What really brought it home to me was when my cousin Millicent said on Facebook that Mandela had been released from prison on her 18th birthday,’ said ‘Keith’. ‘Once someone has been touched by greatness in that way, [read...]
‘Poor health, low educational attainment, inadequate housing, blah blah blah – all that talk is soooo 2010, dahling. What we need is some expensive new wallpaper, luxury light fittings and a sense of general impunity when it comes to spending public money.’ [read...]
In a tragic case of life-imitating-pavement-art, Black Country pensioner Enoch Beasley fell into a massive mineshaft which had opened up in front of his local pub, The Miner’s Arms in Tipton. [read...]
There were scenes of jubilation today as schoolchildren and residents celebrated the news that their boroughs had been successful in their bids to be a host site for an Olympic surface-to-air missile launch-pad. [read...]
‘It was clear from the record number of objections we received in respect of this application that to grant permission would have been hugely controversial,’ Martin Broderick from UNCBU told reporters. [read...]
