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Council ends racism, child abuse and bigotry through unlimited pamphlet printing
‘Our next target is to cure cancer with a series of awareness-raising magazines that engage the youth of the borough.’ [read...]
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Man shocked to discover wife was undercover traffic warden
Marriage was a sham set up by the council to extract parking fines [read...]
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Salford man in hiding after admitting he never met Mandela
‘What really brought it home to me was when my cousin Millicent said on Facebook that Mandela had been released from prison on her 18th birthday,’ said ‘Keith’. ‘Once someone has been touched by greatness in that way, [read...]
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Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen masterminds ‘Changing Newham Council Rooms’
‘Poor health, low educational attainment, inadequate housing, blah blah blah – all that talk is soooo 2010, dahling. What we need is some expensive new wallpaper, luxury light fittings and a sense of general impunity when it comes to spending public money.’ [read...]
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Pensioner mistakes mineshaft for 3D pavement art
In a tragic case of life-imitating-pavement-art, Black Country pensioner Enoch Beasley fell into a massive mineshaft which had opened up in front of his local pub, The Miner’s Arms in Tipton. [read...]