With Britain in the grip of a Siberian weather front, some councils have issued a yellow alert for smugness from drivers of 4×4 vehicles. Forecasters have revealed that drivers of Chelsea tractors who have never been off road will experience a sudden surge of feeling invincible, [read...]
Peter Watkinson, 67, a dreadful skidmark on the toilet bowl of humanity, has spoken of his joy that his long-lost niece, Emma Skelton, has come into his life, inherited his seat on Hampshire County Council and, [read...]
Following the second beaching of a whale on their shores, Norfolk County Council chiefs have announced their intention to fine the next whale that chooses to strand itself on any of their beaches to deter any further standing incidents. [read...]
