A new vaccine, manufactured by hair product manufacture Tresemme, has been approved for use in the USA by the Food & Drug Administration and by 85% of 104 women questioned The vaccine, the first to include Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride and DMDM Hydantoin, [read...]
Chancellor of the Exchequer Rishi Sunak has delighted beleaguered British fishermen by offering everyone in the UK a free fish (from British territorial waters only) with their COVID jab. The new ‘Eat Trout to Help Out’ voucher scheme will encourage Brits to eat more fish and stop fishermen going bust, [read...]
Philip Stevens, 36, from Camberley, has admitted that he is terrified that Chancellor Rishi Sunak might announce the end of the furlough scheme in this week’s budget speech.
Stephens was furloughed on 11 April last year and has been enjoying the 80% salary but cannot for the life of him remember what it is that he actually does for a living. [read...]