NewsBiscuit » credit card http://www.newsbiscuit.com The news before it happens... Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:55:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Hunt for ‘female Viagra’ over as doctors discover ‘shopping’ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/11/19/hunt-for-%e2%80%98female-viagra%e2%80%99-over-as-doctors-discover-%e2%80%98shopping%e2%80%99/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/11/19/hunt-for-%e2%80%98female-viagra%e2%80%99-over-as-doctors-discover-%e2%80%98shopping%e2%80%99/#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:00:55 +0000 Quaz http://www.newsbiscuit.com/?p=19504 Scientists have found that a man presenting his credit card in exchange for shoes, clothes and handbags can do wonders for a woman’s sex drive.]]> Men poor at shopping foreplay; just like to get in and out

Men poor at shopping foreplay; just like to get in and out

Scientists have found that a man presenting his credit card in exchange for shoes, clothes and handbags can do wonders for a woman’s sex drive.  The experience of ‘shopping’ can be further heightened by the male periodically offering comments such as ‘Definitely the Jimmy Choos’ or ‘No, your bum looks great in that’, but men were delighted after trials showed that not lasting the duration did nothing to reduce the woman’s pleasure.

‘Shopping’ was discovered by a male researcher when his wife forgot her purse on a trip into town. ‘When we got home it was as if she was a different woman – the exact same fantasy, in fact, that I’d been using to help me get it up.’

However, doctors have warned men that their partner’s side effects, such as an increased tolerance of time spent in the pub, are likely to wear off quickly and require further treatments.

]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/11/19/hunt-for-%e2%80%98female-viagra%e2%80%99-over-as-doctors-discover-%e2%80%98shopping%e2%80%99/feed/ 0 UK credit debt ‘in no way the fault of people who spend too much’ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/07/04/uk-credit-debt-in-no-way-the-fault-of-people-who-spend-too-much/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/07/04/uk-credit-debt-in-no-way-the-fault-of-people-who-spend-too-much/#comments Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:00:18 +0000 Guest http://www.newsbiscuit.com/?p=15131 As the UK credit debt reaches GBP54.4bn the Bank of England and the Government were quick to condemn lenders for their irresponsible behaviour. ‘This is in no way the fault of people who max their credit card with no idea how they will ever pay the money back,’ a spokesman for the Bank of England said. ‘These poor people are the unfortunate victims of companies who are prepared to lend them money that they can then selfishly spunk away with no concern as to the consequences.’

‘Nobody wants this credit’ said Ron Gainsford, chairman of the Trading Standards Institute. ‘It is forced on people by evil loan companies who then make them pay it back even though they can’t afford to. It is outrageous. It is clear that responsibility for the behaviour of individuals lies with these organisations – who else could it possibly be?’

Spooky Kid

]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/07/04/uk-credit-debt-in-no-way-the-fault-of-people-who-spend-too-much/feed/ 0