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Ricky Ponting sad to miss out on losing Ashes again

‘Losing the Ashes has been part of my life for nearly a decade now and I’m really going to miss it. When I watch the new captain grudgingly admitting that they’ve been outplayed, I’ll be thinking ‘that used to be me’.’ lamented the beady-eyed Australian batsman.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2012
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Hoodies win toss and choose to loot first

On what are looking to be green, fresh conditions, the Hoodies are expected to open with last year’s highly successful and in-form Tottenham pairing of stone-throwers and police car fire-bombers.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2012
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Duckworth Lewis Method to replace extra time at Euro 2012

Henri Fernandez, Head of Euro 2012, explained the new criteria for calculating a winner: ‘Basically, the modal number of yards wrongly gained in second-half throw-ins is totalled and multiplied by their notional compound divorce settlements with WAGS. This is then divided by the square root of accumulated gobbing distances…’

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2012
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Pakistani cricketers apply for bails

The Pakistani cricketers convicted yesterday of conspiracy to throw matches in last year’s Test against England have applied for bails.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2011
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Geoff Boycott’s grandmother called up to Indian cricket team

grandson insists she's better than Tendulkar‘About bloody time too,’ said Sir Geoffrey. ‘I’ve been saying all summer that my grandmother is a better batsman than this lot.’

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2011
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