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Inmate says prison saved him from life as a professional footballer

Speaking from Wormwood Scrubs today, Dean Mullins revealed that if it wasn’t for an aptitude for armed robberies, he may have had to make do with life as a Premiership footballer.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2011
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Olympic legacy threatened by plans to return East End to crime-blighted slum

Boris knows bestThe Olympic stadium will be demolished immediately after the games to make way for a derelict wasteland for petty criminals and drug pushers.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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Police to design database of people they least suspect

Devon and Cornwall Police announced a new investigative strategy for serious crimes which will focus ‘on people who wouldn’t hurt a fly and no-one would ever think could’ve done it’, a category that in hindsight provides perpetrators in over 80% of cases.

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2011
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Thief hits all time low being caught Xmas shoplifting at Poundland

will be released on bail if he can raise £2.43Small-time criminal Jed Simmonds admitted he had reached rock bottom after being caught shoplifting at Poundland, the high-street bargain basement store.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2010
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Criminal element discovered in Periodic Table

got to watch him as he's always a bit heavyScientists and anthropologists have discovered that the periodic table, just like any other community, contains a no-good criminal element.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2010
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