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Stations of the Cross closed – replacement buses brought in

Stations 6 and 7 of the Cross, currently closed for refurbishment, will not be ready for use this Easter due to unforeseen problems with sub-contractors.

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Posted: Apr 21st, 2014
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NHS resurrection performance slammed

The NHS is failing to meet government targets to raise people from the dead according to a new report from the NHS watchdog Nicene.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2014
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Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’

Joseph taught him everything he knew about popping it in the right hole‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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Lloyd Webber seeking contestants for reality crucifixion show

The BBC today revealed plans for a new reality show in which Andrew Lloyd-Webber will seek out someone ‘special’ from among the general public to take on the coveted, but currently vacant role of absolver of all our sins.

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2008
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