The Church of England’s first female bishop has confirmed that celebrity Antichrist Katie Hopkins is to be executed on the cross on Good Friday, April 3. Against the backdrop of yet another cosmologically inconsequential but newsworthy Twitter spat, [read...]
The NHS is failing to meet government targets to raise people from the dead according to a new report from the NHS watchdog Nicene. [read...]
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
The BBC today revealed plans for a new reality show in which Andrew Lloyd-Webber will seek out someone ‘special’ from among the general public to take on the coveted, but currently vacant role of absolver of all our sins. [read...]
Stations 6 and 7 of the Cross, currently closed for refurbishment, will not be ready for use this Easter due to unforeseen problems with sub-contractors. [read...]
