In an attempt to move away from the elderly middle class cruise ship demographic Coronavirus has announced that it will now go under the much edgier and cool name of ‘Covid-19′. The virus is hoping the rebranding will make a strong impact among the trendier 18-30s market and has revealed impressive plans to spread around… [read...]
Passengers on a British cruise ship erupted into violence when they found that the captain was to attend a black tie event dressed as a clown. The S.S. Britannia had been on a holiday cruise in European waters and was returning home early due to frequent disputes among both crew and passengers about the direction… [read...]
A major salvage operation is underway in Glasgow, where a team of engineers are said to be ‘extremely pessimistic’ about their chances of successfully resurrecting a sunken political party, the Liberal Democrats. [read...]
