Mitt Romney reveals ‘secret recipe’ for home-cooked Crystal Meth
In a move bound to endear him to his legion of followers, Mitt Romney has finally revealed the recipe for his home-cooked crystal meth. ‘Everywhere I travel, people have asked about my krank,’ revealed Romney. ‘I find it helps me pretend to be excited about the issues I need to endorse to get elected.’
Posted: Sep 5th, 2012
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