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New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb

The world has been placed on a heightened security alert following reports that New Age terrorists have harnessed the power of homeopathy for evil. ‘Homeopathic weapons represent a major threat to world peace,’ said President Barack Obama, ‘they might not cause any actual damage but the placebo effect could be quite devastating.’

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2015
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No free NHS treatment for rogue crystal healer victims

‘I had a feeling that something wasn’t right. That’s when I went to my GP, who said my chakra might be dented.’

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2012
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