In the latest round of government austerity cuts, the force of gravity will be replaced by Blu-Tack in most parts of the North of England, Scotland and Wales. Southern England will mostly retain traditional gravity, [read...]
Leaked confidential papers drawn up by the Secretary for Sickness, Jeremy Hunt, acknowledge that there are ‘too few staff and too little money to deliver a full health service’ and recommend ‘providing the peasant-class with half a health service instead.’ [read...]
The government has announced it will ‘halt’ the benefits of everyone on benefits following the ‘success’ of a pilot scheme, in which people on benefits who had their benefits ‘halted’ either ‘found work’, or coincidentally died. [read...]
‘Without George Osborne agreeing to double our bonus cap, RBS may be compelled to return to what we do best – investing in animal cruelty, funding environmental disasters and libor-rigging’. [read...]
Defence Secretary Philip Hammond says that poor people in Britain should do more to help to kill poor people in other countries by taking a cut in their welfare benefits to allow much-needed funds for the armed forces. [read...]
