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‘We thought of cycling first,’ say veteran two-wheel commuters

People who have been cycling ‘long before Bradley bloody Wiggins and the Olympics came along’ have been loudly pointing it out to those who have just developed a sudden urge to get down to their local bike shop and join in.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2012
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UK disappointed to discover what ‘velodrome’ actually is

Crowds cheered as the ribbon was cut in East London today to mark the official opening of the 2012 Olympic Velodrome. However, the gathered dozens were soon left disenchanted upon discovering that a velodrome is just a curved track for people to ride bicycles as fast as they can.

The angry mob had no united view as to what they believed a velodrome was actually for, although a large majority did express the opinion that it involved futuristic men and women roller-blading and some sort of ultra-violence.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2011
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Calls for Government action as cyclists’ smugness hits two-year high

‘It’s becoming almost unbearable for some motorists to use their vehicles,’ said the Road Users Alliance. ‘These cyclists need to be brought down a peg or two.’

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2011
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Essex council hails traffic-calming effects of dead cyclists

Sleeping cyclists for next 400 yardsAn Essex parish council is to leave the mangled wreckage of cyclists on the road as part of a new ‘natural’ traffic-calming scheme.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2009
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Ordnance Survey produces first map of “Moral High Ground”

Ordnance Survey have today announced that they have managed to produce the first detailed map of the Moral High Ground.

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2007
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