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Get Gary Glitter’s vile new album FREE with the Daily Mail

Exclusively in this Saturday’s outraged Daily Mail, we bring you the songs too sick to publish, from the convicted paedo pop star we said should never be heard from again.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2015
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Jeremy Corbyn enters Labour race in an alternate Universe

Labour having to boldly go where no party has gone before to find a new leaderScience fiction and socialism fans alike, have been delighted to discover that in a hypothetical self-contained reality there exists an actual left-wing candidate. The Member of Parliament for Islington North has managed to secure enough nominations to get on the ballot, but only in a parallel universe where there is compassion, collective responsibility and where we are ruled by a race of four-foot high, furry, purple bipeds all named ‘Michael Foot’.

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2015
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Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president

Will this man cause the price of your house to CRASH? Speccy French git could give you cancer

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Posted: May 20th, 2015
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Press decide to harass Chuka Umunna and family anyway

what's 'e got to 'ide, eh?The British media is to continue its unwarranted intrusion into the lives of Chuka Umunna and his friends and family even though the MP has withdrawn his bid to become Labour leader.

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Posted: May 16th, 2015
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Refugees rescued as they attempt to flee Scotland

Around 3,500 English migrants attempting to cross the treacherous waters of the River Tweed back to England in overloaded, ramshackle boats have had to be rescued by the emergency services.

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Posted: May 11th, 2015
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