Tabloid columnists were up in arms today after battalions of overzealous health and safety officials – dubbed ‘Health and Safety Nazis’ – were seen marching across the Polish border wearing hard hats and high-visibility jackets, [read...]
After much media speculation the Daily Mail has announced that from next month it intends to abandon its long-established tabloid format, go the whole hog and begin publishing as Britain’s first daily comic. [read...]
Two days on from the official announcement, the Daily Mail has officially confirmed that Prince Harry and American actress Meghan Markle are still engaged and still planning to get married in May. The front page confirmed that the 36-year-old actress had failed to storm out of Kensington Palace at 3am in tears shunning reporters and… [read...]
Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week. [read...]
After his retirement from all official royal duties, the Duke of Edinburgh has announced he has now taken on a new role as a fulltime shit-stirrer. Using the internet moniker ‘HisRoyalTrollness95’ he has set up a YouTube channel to broadcast his hilarious gags to the world. [read...]
