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Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis

column inches filling up d'acres of newsprintAvailable to every woman so long as she agrees to have her picture published alongside a list of ‘constructive criticisms’.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2013
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Breakthrough as scientists confirm ‘everything in excess’ is bad for you

‘It appears that literally everything – from asparagus to zoom bars – can and probably will kill you if you excessively indulge in them,’ explained Dr Stevenson.

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2013
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Snow ‘completely unprepared’ to land in Britain

Snowflakes are up in arms about having to cope with landing in Britain, reports the Daily Hail, which describes scenes of utter chaos in clouds up and down (but mostly above) the country whilst laying the blame firmly at the door of immigrant weather.

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2013
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Before and after photos show devastating effect of reading the Daily Mail

A shocking series of photos released by the police shows the mortifying effects of Daily Mail addiction. In a series of before and after pictures, the horrific premature ageing of addicts is clearly demonstrated.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2013
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Channel 5 announces new gameshow, ‘Skivers Vs Strivers’

a fight to the deathUlrika Jonsson and Vinnie Jones are to front a new Channel 5 reality show Skivers Vs Strivers, which the programme makers say ‘pits disgruntled middle-income worker drones against feckless benefits sponges’.

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2013
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