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Tory voter confused that he seems to have voted for socialism
‘I voted against funding the NHS, free broadband and worker’s rights – instead, I appear to now be living in Cuba or an episode of The Good Life!’ [read...]
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Melanie Phillips appointed as Middle East peace envoy
‘Just because she goes on TV saying 1.6 billion Muslims are trying to murder the rest of the world, doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a sense of humour.’ [read...]
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Mein Kampf sues Daily Mail for copyright infringement
The Daily Mail has been hit by two court cases; firstly, the Duchess of Sussex has claimed they published letters belonging to her, while Adolf Hitler has claimed The Mail published 40 years of headlines belonging to him. [read...]
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Ofcom criticises innuendo-ridden Great British Wash-Up
Jamie Oliver was reprimanded for saying his favourite dishwasher brand was Bosch and Jimmy Carr was taken to task for his suggestion ‘you’re better with an old scrubber for really caked-on stains.’ Alan Carr, meanwhile, [read...]
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Daily Mail fury as foreign weather invades Britain
The editor of the Daily Mail Geordie Greig has spontaneously combusted following reports that thousands of foreign rainclouds could be heading for the UK. Suspicions of a swamping were raised by the newspaper when BBC weather reporter Carol Kirkwood mentioned France and Ireland by name. [read...]