Following Louise Casey’s report on Muslim women and British society, which concluded that they need to integrate better and so become ‘more British, the government has urged them to become gobby Islamophobes, swap their burkas for balaclavas, [read...]
Notoriously mild-mannered editor of the Daily Mail, Paul Dacre, made his move to trigger Article 50 today, arguing that 49 articles about Brexit in his paper each day just wasn’t enough to get his message across. [read...]
Jamie Oliver was reprimanded for saying his favourite dishwasher brand was Bosch and Jimmy Carr was taken to task for his suggestion ‘you’re better with an old scrubber for really caked-on stains.’ Alan Carr, meanwhile, [read...]
Up and down the country, thousands of nubile girls have performed the time-honoured British summer coming-of-age ceremony of smiling sexily for the cameras as they celebrate their A’level results. [read...]
The Devil will impose non-custodial sentences following a report by the Chief Inspector of Prisons highlighting problems of overcrowding and poor conditions in Hell. [read...]
