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Anger as unemployed treat Jubilee weekend like Bank Holiday

There has been an angry reaction in a number of newspapers as it was discovered that nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend even though they don’t have a job.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2012
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Internet now with ‘Auto-Adolf-Comparison’ feature

It is a rule of any political debate that if it goes on long enough one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, instantly losing the debate. Now to speed up the process, a new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler.

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Posted: Jun 5th, 2012
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Canines criticise rescue centre for ‘irresponsible promotion’ of size-zero dogs

Published photos of a malnourished rescued dog dubbed ‘the thinnest dog seen alive’ have left other canines feeling unhappy with the way they look.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2012
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‘Women hate me because my poo doesn’t stink’, says Daily Mail’s Samantha Brick

Brick decided to open her bowels to the Daily Mail and speak out, after being barred from a number of les WC in her region of The Dordogne. ‘I’m gorgeous, sensual and modest too. You would expect people to be happy that my poo has the aroma of chocolate sauce with a soupcon of truffle oil. But no.’

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Posted: May 18th, 2012
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Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president

Will this man cause the price of your house to CRASH?The Daily Mail has welcomed the new French president, Francois Hollande, with a lavish swearing-at ceremony to mark his first day in office.

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Posted: May 15th, 2012
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