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Buying Richard Desmond lottery tickets ‘a symptom of mental illness’

Daily Express owner Richard Desmond launches a new health lottery today, with strong ticket sales anticipated among the learning impaired and morons.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2011
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Elvis returns to Earth after Sunday Sport ceases publication

The Sunday Sport’s hard-hitting investigative journalism had forced the king of rock ‘n’ roll to take extreme measures to avoid the limelight.

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2011
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Aung San Suu Kyi tells tabloid press she really isn’t ready to start dating

still holding out for right Milk Tray man to swim across her lake.‘She’s just playing hard to get,’ said Mariana Holt, writing in the Daily Mail.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2010
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Tabloids schedule destruction of Gareth Bale for mid-March

won't be long now..The Daily Mirror will start rumours of a bigger club offering £50 million for Bale, and the Daily Express has the exclusive rights to rake over his love life.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2010
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