Following on from the revelation that Pinewood Studios failed to pay any rent on the £5 million set provided by the Welsh Assembly for at least two years, it has been announced that a major feature film is to be made about the story, [read...]
Excessive paperwork, political correctness and boring villain’s lairs have made life unbearable. [read...]
Pinewood Studios has announced that Minister for Overseas Development Priti Patel will replace Daniel Craig as James Bond. They based the decision on Patel’s ability to travel abroad, disguised as a simple holidaymaker, and conduct high level intrigue without arousing suspicion there or at home. [read...]
In a pivotal scene, during the twenty-forth ‘James Bond’ film, movie-goers will be treated to a high octane action sequence involving sour smelling diary product. Britain’s most inebriated spy, after Guy Burges, is seen spilling a small cartoon of full-cream milk on his car upholstery, [read...]
Tim Vallely, a 12-year-old boy from Wiltshire, became aware of the power of the intrinsic primal attraction of the opposite sex for the first time this weekend, when sitting on the living room floor while surrounded by three generations of his family watching a Sunday evening James Bond movie. [read...]
